How to operate a successful multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical nicotine empire
1) Set up a "foundation" which has the outward appearance of "caring" for peoples' health.2) Provide funding to innocuous non-profit organizations which have an interest in promulgating lies about secondhand smoke so that your pharmaceutical nicotine product sales increase after the passage of smoking ban legislation.
3) Teach retailers how to capitalize on new legislation which your pharmaceutical company funded.
4) Drink liberally at the end of the work day to ease your conscience of all the innocent people you put out of work due to your smoking ban lobbying efforts.
5) Finally, do fun stuff with all of the money you just made........buy an NFL franchise.
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posted by marcus aurelius @ 10:33 PM
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