Clearing The Air

Omaha police department says their community is so safe that enforcing the smoking ban is their number one concern...

Things are a little different in cowtowns apparently.

"...on Wednesday, Omaha police said residents should dial 911 to report smokers. Police said that when the city's new smoking ban kicks in, 911 dispatchers will be ready to deal with the calls...."

Why not just call a press conference to tell criminals across the nation that the city of Omaha is so safe that the most pressing issue for 911 emergency responders is to stop those evil smokers from lighting up........

.....don't worry folks deputy Barney Fife will be there to handle your most serious smoking ban violators......that number again is 9-1-1.

Shoot.............life is sure simple in the country.

I wonder if Omaha police cars still have just that one siren dome light on top?

posted by marcus aurelius @ 10:31 PM