Monday, September 12, 2005

Could you wrap that up to go........?

For those out there that believe militant Muslims are comparable to our earlier day minutemen, here's an interesting anecdote of how these freaks of nature think:

Some of the Palestinian suicide bombers wrap their penises into fire-proof aluminum foil to save them for the pleasures to come.

I can't decide if this is funny or sad. Obviously it's hilarious as hell, but it's sad to know that the religious leaders (Imams) of this religion really teach such warped concepts......is it any wonder then what sick and perverted individuals emerge from the madrasas of the Middle East.

Update: It seems the recently departed suicide bombers won't have the opportunity to utilize their freshly preserved members, according to this report from The Onion:

"......The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them........"

HT Captain's Quarters

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