Clearing The Air

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Do you give a shit about global warming?.......

....or rather, does your shit contribute to global warming?

That's the reason given for studying cow manure in California.

It conjures up similarly other important questions such as:

Does the flap of a butterfly wing really cause a hurricane thousands of miles away?

If mouse farts in a forest, does anyone hear it?

Does rodent flatulence cause the earth's temperature to rise?

Why don't G-8 protestors, protest shit?

If farmer Joe takes a dump in his outhouse, are the cows offended by the smell?

And why were the cows heard chanting "4 leg shit good, 2 leg shit bad"?

Questions which need to be analyzed with additional multi-million dollar grants.

Air quality questions? Multi-million dollar grants? Hey, I'm your guy.