Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Take me out to the incinerator.........

.......buy me a gas mask, & cracker jacks, I don't care cause I'm headed to Ramsey estabs.

First Ring points out the obvious overlooked Henn. Co. stadium issue:

The site would place the stadium next to the city's garbage burner, meaning the Twins will have moved from the Hump to the Dump. The open-air stadium would only highlight the location as fans could sample the smells of hot dogs, peanuts, and human waste. A seventh-inning wretch might be required but isn't exactly what you bring the kiddies down to see.

Ahh...the sweet smell of subsidized billionaires in the morning.